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The 2nd Annual Joey Biden Twitter Townhall (Rush Cut & Paste)
Joey Biden held his '2nd Annual' Twitter Townhall earlier this evening (the first one was just a few weeks ago, so I'm not sure what calendar he's using). It was an enlightening experience, with the Most Experienced VP Since Ever generously dispensing pearls of wisdom as only he can.
Enjoy.
- @EconDog: Will Sotomayer want everything translated into Spanish? Enough already. Sotomayer speaks Puerto Rico not spanish!!
- @kamncali: Why r there so many stars in the sky? Stars r simply fireworks leftover from 4th of July celebrations during the 8th century.
- @snowed_in: When North Korea launched its nuke was Barry playing bball? N. Korea?? I probably owe the Gov of North Carolina an apology.
- @SophiaGomez: What are your thoughts on Prop 8? Great decision. If you proposition a hooker 8 times you deserve to go to jail!!
- @cjherin: Who should be cyber czar? idk, anybody. I was on ebay yesterday & somehow came 1 click away from selling Jill into slavery
- @DanCleary: What did u whisper in sotomayers ear? Seriously, if this nomination goes down, Can you landscape my lawn?
- @justbidentime: What do you gird your loins with? A ShamWow.
- @thomaspc: Where's your new secret bunker? Katie's Restaurant.
- @danielaperdomo: How did I feel about Barry's puppy joke about me at #nerdprom? I went looking for a pit bull to train to eat Bo the dog.
- @hannahighpoint: What are we going to do about North Koreas missiles? I'm not supposed to say this, but our hopes ended when Mr Miyagi died.
- @Jaxthatgirl: Should we still wear a mask for swine flu? I sometimes wear an astronaut helmet, but only when that Indian Kal Penn is around.
- @kapy53: What is your favorite color? Ketchup.
- @LoLornaMarie: What are your thoughts on how Hillary Clinton is doing so far? I'm sorry, who??
- @EconDog: Is Kim Jong Il nuts, crazy? I want to hate him but the guy is the best Go Fish card player I've ever seen. I respect him.
- @llzhou: Will you tell Rahm to marry me? Sorry, if you're not a 20 yr old Swedish lad, youre outta luck.
- @gscottoliver: Should Amtrak have open bar? Last time that happened I woke up in the arms of Arlen Specter. So, yes Im for open bar.
- @DanCleary: Do you and Gibbs hang out? Hell no. Dude is chick repelant. He looks like Teddy Ruxpin.
- @freckleface2: How would I handle a hurricane Katrina? As long as all loins are girded people should be fine.
- @Rocki1978: Who's your plastic surgeon? Cy Sperling.
Even to an online townhall meeting, Biden insists on taking the Amtrak...
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